Jan. 4th, 2005

Joke time

Jan. 4th, 2005 09:46 am
restoman: (Ham Gravy)
A father put his daughter to bed and listened to her prayers. She ended by saying: "God Bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked: "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said: "I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day, grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day, the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later, the father heard his daughter say: "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in, and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, when midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said: "I’ve never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said: "I don’t want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said: "You think you had a bad day? You'll never believe what happened to me! This morning, the milkman dropped dead on our porch!"

Aric's Meme

Jan. 4th, 2005 11:03 am
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I have adapted this from [livejournal.com profile] aric1's journal.


Wisdom is simple


Instead of asking what is the meaning of life, simply ask yourself what puts meaning into your life?

What moments would you like to increase?

Answer in a comment, then copy and paste this question into your own journal.

my answers:
1. Time spent alone, absorbing the awesome beauty of nature.

2. Time spent in good quality, one-to-one interaction with others.

3. Time spent creating: building something, planting a garden, writing, etc.

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