Underwear IS Important

Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the
morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under your vehicle...............


From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their
car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on
with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding
from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his
shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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